I mean, we can't exactly go behind a curtain, so...

[ Smoke bombs and magic tricks, this sounds like a great plan. ]

Yeah, like a pocket watch, or some kind of piece of jewelry? It'd have to only work for me since, if we're really thinking of a worst-case here, if it got stolen that would be bad.

[ And probably the plot to yet another wacky hijinks adventure.

Gee, it's a good thing the store is probably reasonably empty right now. This would be a weird conversation to overhear. ]