Yeah... That sounds typical. I guess I'll eventually have to talk to Lars or something to let him know I haven't died at sea or something. He'd probably write me back if I asked how things were going.

[ The temptation is too real, you've dug this pit for yourself, B. ]

Oh, Christ! [ Thanks for turning it on, Hans definitely jumped the moment it started moving. I mean, I could lie and say he moved in front of the Balladeer to protect him from this thing, but it'd be funnier if he "accidentally" cowered behind the Balladeer a little. So that's what he does.

You didn't see anything tho, it happened too fast. Definitely. Hans clears his throat and steps out from behind Bal. Yes, that happened. ]

Let's, um. Let's not get anything like this. Some things weren't meant to be invented.