[ Hans snorts. That's about as good a plan as he'd have come up with. ]

I'll bet they were happy to hear it.

[ How long has his dad wanted him dead? 23 years? He steps away from the creepy Santa's and follows the Balladeer to the light-up deer. There's a few snowmen too. Do they get snow at their house? ]

Yeah, these are... smaller. They'd probably look nice, they're more obviously fake.

[ Somehow scary monsters like Marshmallow are okay but I think Hans would be seriously creeped out if he saw Olaf. ]