Oh, good. That's probably for the best, they don't keep people on staff for very long. There's a lot of turnover.

[ Hans shrugs. He'd hate for his family to meet Bal... no one should have to deal with Hans' family, much less the guy he's actually in love with. The fact that he's not inheriting some kingdom would be bad enough if he wasn't also a man. Definitely about as progressive as they are interested in castle safety. ]

Are these-- [ Hans takes a step back, staring in a mix of awe and. Definitely not fear! Just. Um. It's very creepy. ] Why would anyone buy this?

[ I mean, he knows enough to know it's a prop but christ. No one has explained robots to him. ]